Tell her she’s beautiful when you’re eating her out
(via hefuckin)



Maybe Harry Potter’s real and you’re not.
John Green (via pansyserum)



prongsmydeer:

Harry Potter AU where someone sees Harry in his cousin’s over-sized clothing with his underfed body and hears him casually mention the cupboard in which he sleeps and calls the fucking police

(Source: felllikeamarionette)